Drummer Will Rock Your Balls To The Wall...You Don'T Even Have a Choice In The Matter

RAT FARTS!!!!!!!

Mess With The Bull...(GRAPHIC CONTENT)

Let me begin by emphasizing how much I detest any human being who tortures,sport hunts, or molests animals in any way shape or form. From the weekend duck hunter to the seasoned traveled big game hunter, to industrial whalers....you're all fags.

While we're on the subject of duck hunters...why the fuck do you need a truck that big to hunt ducks? It's not like they're hard to find. Knock it off. No one is impressed.

Anyway...

Sitting at the top of my list is Bull Fighters. I abhor this activity. It is brutal and pointless. However...it brings me great joy when one of these bedazzled douchebags get's gored. Some if my favorites are as follow:

This guy -

This fella here -

And this Guy - To his credit he wasn't really fighting them. He was just 'running' with them which is just retarded. You are awarded no style points my friend. But at least you have a story to share with your brothers at the World Douche Waffle Headquarters.

But this morning I was greeted to the Queen Mother Bitch of all kick ass photo's of some prancing jackass who done got gored in the throat. It can be summed up in one word;

Awesome...

Slayer Goes To Church.

Yes Please.

Stallone, Arnold, Rourke, Willis, Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews, Randy F'n Couture, Dolf Lundgren and Stone Cold Steve F'n Austin?!?!?!?!

This is the part where I would show you my "O" face....if you were here.

Epic Beard Man.

If you have been on the internet for the past few days you have undoubtedly been exposed to the exploits of one bearded white guy in need of a spit-shine and suffering extreme PTSD. What has transpired since has been some of the most entertaining interweb tomfoolery that it has been my pleasure to witness. Consider this a reference page to enjoy the greatest thing to happen on the internet...ever.

Laides and Gentleman...I give you...

Epic Beard Man: The Dawning of an Internet Legend.

What started it all:



The Aftermath:

How To Do The News.

As a teenager I was actually considering pursuing a career in Journalism but then I realized how much easier it is to just settle for mediocrity and hope for the best. This is America Damn it!

Anyway...had I actually spent the time and money on pursuing the recommendation of one Journalism teacher, (We both know I took your class for the 'Journalism' pass that got me off school property to go smoke weed and hit up taco bell before the lunch rush) and then saw this nifty how to video, I would have been pissed.

I'll stop trying to be clever now...